I went for a drink with a guy I had been chatting with online.
He seemed pretty normal (good job, intelligent, funny).
Seriously, he had never been taught how to use toilet paper and had no idea that he stank.
As far as I know he is still in the military (6 years ago).
I feel that there is more to this guy that people should know.
I had the pleasant fortune of going through training at the same time as him as we were in similar rates and there were some great stories to be had but one sticks out the most.
So yes, you can say that he was fired that first day but had to suffer for a few weeks until officially let go" (Source).
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