They struggle with addictions, grapple with homosexuality and talk about sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

We won’t say the company, but if you watched, then you already know. But when it came to catching a wave, she lost the guy and ended up looking like she got a nose job. Debbie does restrooms: Ryan (Ryan Eggold) and Debbie (Lori Loughlin) tried to pretend they aren’t into each other after doing the dirty on the kitchen counter in the last episode. Ivy (Gillian Zinser) is still angry with her mom (played by Kelly Lynch, whose career is going nowhere fast) and virginity thief Oscar (Blair Redford), so she calls her estranged father.

is a small-screen zip where purity rings are worn only ironically and "chastity" is just a cute girl's name.

The Book of Ecclesiastes tells us there is nothing new under the sun.

All that goes down even before the theme song plays, people! One of my burning questions from last week’s post has been answered: Is Sasha (Mekia Cox) really preggers?

After Dixon (Tristan Wilds) confesses that he got Sasha pregnant, Debbie went into overdrive. Anyone who reads my “90210” Show Tracker posts, even irregularly, knows that I heart Lori Loughlin as Debbie Wilson.