See full summary » Doug Simpson lives alone with his two daughters Katie and Bonnie.Katie has just turned 15 and when Doug is out of town on a business trip she gets herself a treatment at a beauty parlor. Without those, she is a beautiful young woman and the boys line up outside the front door to date her.
Tony spoke through tears as he explained that, 'Every Christmas you go through this thing where you miss the people who aren’t there anymore...Aside from providing me with a dose of happiness week after week, I find myself using I don’t know about you, but there have been plenty of times in conversation, happy or sad, when I have absolutely no clue how to respond. However you say it, remember this: it’s all in the delivery. Like which band is better or what show is the most interesting? If it’s good enough for Joey, it’s good enough to confuse your opponent and you may win by default because most arguments are moo, aren’t they? ” — Joey I have found, whenever I buy myself chocolate, it seems my friends, my kids, my family want all of it before I’ve had my first piece.Of course I share (because I’m no monster) but what I really want to say is the above, because, MINE! 4) “She’s your lobster.” — Phoebe Whether you’re in a brand new relationship or one that’s gone the distance, there’s no better way to express all the feels than “you’re my lobster.” This phrase is swoon-worthy because it implies you’re meant to be, without having to actually say, you know, “I love you.” 5) “Hold me closer, Tony Danza…” — Phoebe I’m a stickler for learning the lyrics to songs before I sing them anywhere outside of my shower. 9) “I’m being transferred to Yemen.” — Chandler Speaking of tough relationships, looking for an excuse to peace out gracefully without hurting someone’s feelings? Maybe there’s some confusion on the timeline, or maybe one of you has a different view on the situation.See full summary » A young department store intern falls in love with a female store mannequin who is really a peasant girl fallen under a thousand year spell.She comes to life whenever he removes the cursed necklace from her. Six friends — Ross, Monica, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe — whose lives are intertwined in the most entertaining of ways.As I’ve gotten older, I now know I’ve always been a Monica, and was lucky enough to end up with my Chandler. Or maybe you broke up with a partner or were fired. This response works for just about every situation because of its ambiguity! It’s moo.” — Joey Ever been in an argument you feel you can’t win?A high-school gym teacher has big plans for the summer, but is forced to cancel them to teach a "bonehead" English class for misfit goof-off students. See full summary » Fourteen year-old Lisa is raised by her unmarried mother Katherine who overprotects her by forbidding her to date until she's sixteen.In despair, Lisa and schoolmate Wendy make up a game ...During his first year of college, he had the Robert Crumb "Keep on Truckin'" character tattooed on his upper right arm.In a 1985 interview in Us Weekly magazine, Danza remarked, "I was playing pool with a guy who had all these tattoos, and I wanted to be friends." In college, Danza met and married his first wife.“So many people would flip but if the couple at some point announced they were engaged I’d be happy,” tweeted one fan. On Monday, Tony Danza’s rep said “no comment” when asked whether the 66-year-old actor was tying the knot. Watching this show in the ’90s, I thought myself to be a total free-spirited Phoebe with crushes on all the Joeys of the world.Seth Meyers welcomes City Correspondent Stefon (Bill Hader) back to recommend New York hot spots people can take their mothers for Mother's Day including a club created by Baloney Danza, subway sleeping bags and human kites.